writing a poop dictionary

Dutch Everett (4:12:24 PM): Then there’s the ghost poop
Dutch Everett (4:12:35 PM): u poop, look in the bowl… it ain’t there
Clarence Butterfield (4:12:41 PM): hahahahah
Dutch Everett (4:13:07 PM): the Needle Poop… which i swear to got is a knife that is coming out horizontally
Clarence Butterfield (4:13:55 PM): whos got
Dutch Everett (4:14:28 PM): and smelly poop… you’re trying to poop but there’s someone who wants to use the bathroom real bad… it ends up being the nastiest smelling poop ever – u open the door hoping no fumes will go out… but who wants to use the bathroom after you? Some really hot chick u have a crush on.
Dutch Everett (4:14:33 PM): GoD
Clarence Butterfield (4:14:52 PM): haha i know i was just being a motherfucker
Clarence Butterfield (4:14:59 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dutch Everett (4:14:59 PM): HAHAHAHA
Dutch Everett (4:15:47 PM): how about the underachiever poo?
Dutch Everett (4:15:55 PM): the poo so small it ain’t worth pooping
Clarence Butterfield (4:16:04 PM): damn stright
Dutch Everett (4:16:15 PM): The Guard Dog
Dutch Everett (4:16:30 PM): poo that hangs out in the anus and protects the butt from any unwanted perpetrators.
Clarence Butterfield (4:16:44 PM): HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clarence Butterfield (4:16:48 PM): thats disgusting
Dutch Everett (4:16:48 PM): cajun poop
Dutch Everett (4:16:54 PM): the poop that burns on the way out
Dutch Everett (4:17:07 PM): Air Raid Poo
Dutch Everett (4:17:17 PM): when u sit down to poop and only farts come out
Clarence Butterfield (4:17:29 PM): im nauseus
Dutch Everett (4:17:35 PM): lol
Dutch Everett (4:17:42 PM): OMG the artifact poop
Dutch Everett (4:17:56 PM): This is a mostly solid poo that appears to be normal at first glance. Once flushed however, fecal remnants remain attached to the bottom of the bowl for the next pooper or poopers to discover
Clarence Butterfield (4:18:26 PM): your a motherfucker
Dutch Everett (4:18:34 PM): i know it
Dutch Everett (4:18:46 PM): spaghetty poop
Dutch Everett (4:18:59 PM): poop so smooth and thin it curls in the bowl
Dutch Everett (4:19:03 PM): how’s your stomach?
Clarence Butterfield (4:19:12 PM): im goin to vomit and go to the y
Clarence Butterfield (4:19:14 PM): LATER
Dutch Everett (4:19:21 PM): bye hun
Clarence Butterfield (5:08:14 PM): surprise poop
Clarence Butterfield (5:08:24 PM): when you think its a fart
Clarence Butterfield (5:08:24 PM): but poop instead
Dutch Everett (5:08:49 PM): that’s actually called a shart

party pooper!

Dutch Everett (4:09:19 PM): ima gonna go make me some chicken alfredo or something because i woke up an hour ago and my house was empty
Dutch Everett (4:09:27 PM): empty as a poop
Clarence Butterfield (4:09:34 PM): poop isnt empty
Clarence Butterfield (4:09:43 PM): full of nutrients
Dutch Everett (4:09:48 PM): yeah, empty poop is very empty
Clarence Butterfield (4:10:01 PM): thats very true
Dutch Everett (4:10:11 PM): you know what poop i hate the most though?
Clarence Butterfield (4:10:18 PM): diahaha?
Dutch Everett (4:10:27 PM): the Party Pooper… i’ll explain
Dutch Everett (4:11:44 PM): it’s that poop where u poop, all goes well for the most part…. you flush… and u slowly see the water rise without end – simultaneously your heart skips 4 beats… this poop usually happens at parties or at a girlfriend’s house
Clarence Butterfield (4:12:09 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Clarence Butterfield (4:12:20 PM): GO MAKE UR CHICKEN ALFREDO

on medication

Clarence Butterfield (6:13:45 PM): i need  a medication
Dutch Everett (6:15:21 PM): I got some meds for it right here, they’re called Fist To The Face.  says on the bottle “Adults take just one Fist To The Face each day, orally.”

just doing some shit

Bobby Bradley (2:59:51 PM): HOOHOO\
Dutch Everett (3:02:25 PM): HHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ur so funny guy
Dutch Everett (3:02:33 PM): let me just wipe my ass with my sleeve
Bobby Bradley (3:02:49 PM): lemme just poop in a fan and shoot you with it
Dutch Everett (3:04:00 PM): ok let me just shit 40 bricks a build a small dwelling i can bury you in
Bobby Bradley (3:04:23 PM): lemme dig a latrine, poop in it, give you some water wings and throw u the fuck in
Dutch Everett (3:05:12 PM): let me just stick a twisted tissue paper in your ear adn light it on fire with a fart flame
Bobby Bradley (3:05:54 PM): lemme just spit gasoline in your eye and shoot you with a flamethrower
Dutch Everett (3:15:43 PM): let me just go ahead and give a damn
Bobby Bradley (3:15:58 PM): lemme go ahead a take a damn

yo dawg, im a stoner with a boner

Bobby Bradley (11:11:44 PM): yo dawg, i herd you like portable media, so i put a laptop on yo tricycle, so you can webelike on yo trike
Dutch Everett (11:12:47 PM): hahahahahah
Dutch Everett (11:12:57 PM): fucking brilliant
Dutch Everett (11:14:47 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like potholes, so i burnt a hole in yo weed bag so you have to buy more get get high more
Bobby Bradley (11:15:01 PM): haaha
Bobby Bradley (11:15:41 PM): yo dawg, i heard you like heavy drinking, so i strapped a cow to your beverage so you can have a beer with a steer
Dutch Everett (11:16:37 PM): hahahahahaaha
Dutch Everett (11:18:55 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like birthday cakes, so i got baked on yo birthday and fucked yo little sister so you can yell while i go to hell
Bobby Bradley (11:19:25 PM): hahhaha
Bobby Bradley (11:19:35 PM): you should have said you were a stoner with a boner
Dutch Everett (11:19:45 PM): hahaha yeah
Dutch Everett (11:20:11 PM): wait, say it ur way i can’t read it in my head
Bobby Bradley (11:20:45 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like birthday cakes, so i got baked on yo birthday and fucked yo little sister, so i guess dat means im a stoner wit a boner

yo dawg, i herd u like jokes so heres two

Dutch Everett (11:07:35 PM): yo dawg, i heard u like convenience, so i put wheels on this stewarts so u can steal behind the wheel
Bobby Bradley (11:07:44 PM): hahahaa
Dutch Everett (11:07:54 PM): haha cuz black people steal
Dutch Everett (11:08:01 PM): i only just got my own joke
Bobby Bradley (11:09:19 PM): yo dawg, i heard you like candy and injuries. so i broke your arm and hooked you up wit dese life savers, so you can have mint in yo splint
Dutch Everett (11:10:18 PM): hahahahahahahahahahaah

yo dawg, i herd u like xzibit memes

Dutch Everett (10:58:03 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like school, so i put a book in yo backpack so you can be cool, not a fool
Bobby Bradley (10:58:55 PM): yo dawg i herd u got a sexual thing for trucks, so i put a truck in yo bed so you can fuck yo truck and nuck if you buck
Dutch Everett (11:01:20 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like the 69, so i put mah dick in yo mouth so we can fuck while u suck
Dutch Everett (11:04:06 PM): yo dawg i heard u like quotes so I’m quoting myself
Dutch Everett (11:04:21 PM): yo dawg i heard u like quotes so I’m quoting myself, “yo dawg i heard u like quotes so I’m quoting myself” while i’m quoting myself
Bobby Bradley (11:04:28 PM): yo dawg, i herd you like tires and gum, so i hooked you up with some goodyears and some bubble tape so you can hubba bubba while you burnin rubba

hey dad!

Bobby Bradley (11:34:42 PM): :-(
Dutch Everett (11:35:46 PM): (gets down on one knee and puts arm on your shoulder, takes pipe out of mouth for a second) hey sport, turn that frown upside down!
Bobby Bradley (11:36:26 PM): :-)
Bobby Bradley (11:36:29 PM): THANKS DAD!
Dutch Everett (11:37:52 PM): alright Cooper, now remember, that lawn won’t mow itself. Maybe after, we can chuck the ol
Dutch Everett (11:37:56 PM): pigskin around
Bobby Bradley (11:38:10 PM): it doesn’t lick itself dad
Bobby Bradley (11:38:13 PM): mom tought me that
Dutch Everett (11:38:41 PM): well your mother is a two bit prostitute who hasn’t yet finished making my sandwich
Dutch Everett (11:38:50 PM): you go tell that whore to hurry up no junior
Bobby Bradley (11:39:20 PM): she asked if you want bacon on it dad
Dutch Everett (11:40:21 PM): remind that bitch that for the past 13 years, I’ve been alergic to bacon.
Dutch Everett (11:40:39 PM): now wheres that sports section….
Bobby Bradley (11:41:09 PM): in my asshole dad
Dutch Everett (11:42:39 PM): alright well cooper, when was the last time i told u to quit fitting objects into ur rectum? that’s right, just 8 minutes ago when u killed Kitty in the process. Now take it out or you won’t get any cake after dinner, and i might even think about raping you with a broken bottle
Bobby Bradley (11:43:09 PM): i want cake
Bobby Bradley (11:43:10 PM): its out
Dutch Everett (11:44:19 PM): atta boy. go wash your hands and i’ll save u a seat on my lap so we can watch Madonna’s new single on the Music Television channel
Bobby Bradley (11:44:41 PM): okay dad, as long as your pants dont get smaller like last time
Dutch Everett (11:45:18 PM): i promise u they wont son
Dutch Everett (11:45:24 PM): …AND SCENE
Bobby Bradley (11:45:39 PM): good take dad
Dutch Everett (11:45:44 PM): you too son
Dutch Everett (11:46:04 PM): i’m going to save this conversation for future legal purposes
Bobby Bradley (11:46:32 PM): i wanna play with ronald mcdonald in gumball land

yo dawg i herd youse a redneck

Dutch Everett (9:56:54 PM): yo dawg i herd youse a redneck so i painted yo truck camo so u can hide while u ride

sticking ecstacy up the ass

Bobby Bradley (10:14:07 PM): you got
Bobby Bradley (10:14:23 PM): ms oakley, a pea shooter, ecstacy, and 4 retards
Bobby Bradley (10:14:25 PM): whattaya do
Clarence Butterfield (10:14:36 PM): HAHAHAH
Clarence Butterfield (10:14:38 PM): whats a pea shooter
Bobby Bradley (10:14:54 PM): its like a blowgun almost except smaller
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:14 PM): ohhhhh ok
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:23 PM): so i blow mrs oakley thru the pea shooter
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:32 PM): then i stick the ecstacy up my ass
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:40 PM): then i run up to the retards
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:43 PM): i puch one
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:47 PM): snap anothers neck
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:50 PM): eat out one
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:56 PM): and shove the third up oakley’s asshole
Clarence Butterfield (10:17:00 PM): fourt
Clarence Butterfield (10:17:01 PM): h

playing that game, scenes from my ass

Bobby Bradley (9:45:44 PM): listen
Bobby Bradley (9:45:46 PM): its my turn
Bobby Bradley (9:45:49 PM): and if i dont get my turn
Bobby Bradley (9:45:55 PM): im gonna tie my dick off with a rope and masturbate
Clarence Butterfield (9:47:18 PM): ok bobby
Clarence Butterfield (9:47:42 PM): u have a shot glass, a short whore, a penguin, a tall whore, a french flag, and a pencil
Bobby Bradley (9:49:11 PM): i would press the shot glass down on my dick so hard that it turns into a chode, then i would impale the penguin with the french flag and wear it as an asshole ornament, then i would connect the two whores by the belly button using the pencil and force them to icewalk
Dutch Everett (9:50:04 PM): hahahhhah make a chode he went
Dutch Everett (9:50:19 PM): he goes he went she goes he came he saw he goes
Clarence Butterfield (9:50:39 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
Bobby Bradley (9:50:44 PM): HE WENT CHODE HE WENT GOED AND HE GO
Clarence Butterfield (9:50:58 PM): and wear it as an asshole ornament
Clarence Butterfield (9:51:03 PM): best line
Clarence Butterfield (9:51:08 PM): HE GOES

wink wink nudge nudge on whitehouse.org

Dutch Everett (1:53:51 PM): aww, whitehouse.org has been retired
GrafitiMan725 (1:54:06 PM): was that a porn sight
Dutch Everett (1:54:15 PM): no…
Dutch Everett (1:54:17 PM): wtf
GrafitiMan725 (1:57:51 PM): that would be a good porn sight
Dutch Everett (1:58:00 PM): not really
GrafitiMan725 (1:58:07 PM): watch hilary “deal with foreign policy”
GrafitiMan725 (1:58:16 PM): if u know what i mean
GrafitiMan725 (1:59:47 PM): wink wink nudge nudge

too lady to rest

Clarence Butterfield (9:53:50 PM): so, i immedtailty siad scraping glesheens ass with the ssraper
Bobby Bradley (9:54:07 PM): TOO LADY TO REST?

hung like a picture frame

Bobby Bradley (10:35:13 PM): im hung like a picture frame
Clarence Butterfield (10:36:04 PM): im hammered like a nail
Bobby Bradley (10:36:31 PM): im slathered with cum like a hard roll
Dutch Everett (10:37:33 PM): i’m sticky like a sticky piece of tape with a hair on it
Bobby Bradley (10:37:38 PM): URRRRRRR
Clarence Butterfield (10:38:20 PM): im hott like the sun
Clarence Butterfield (10:38:26 PM): im hard like my boner

just doing some activities

Bobby Bradley (10:07:40 PM): URR
Clarence Butterfield (10:07:42 PM): i put my finger in a CD
Clarence Butterfield (10:07:45 PM): and went AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bobby Bradley (10:07:48 PM): HAHAAHAHAAHHAHA
Clarence Butterfield (10:07:59 PM): anad my mom just did te Charlie Watts drummer steamer candypop
Bobby Bradley (10:08:06 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bobby Bradley (10:08:14 PM): I JUST OPENEED MY PHONE AND YELLED INTO IT FOR NO REASON
Clarence Butterfield (10:08:19 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Bobby Bradley (10:09:40 PM): i j ust zipped myself into a sleeping bag and threw myself down the stais
Bobby Bradley (10:09:43 PM): stairs
Clarence Butterfield (10:10:33 PM): HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Clarence Butterfield (10:10:52 PM): i just ate shrapnel and took a shower
Bobby Bradley (10:11:08 PM): HAHHAHAHAH
Bobby Bradley (10:11:27 PM): i put my dick in a taco and ripped a piece of paper in half
Clarence Butterfield (10:12:20 PM): HAHAHAHHA
Clarence Butterfield (10:12:42 PM): i just called katie snopplewichly while facebooking kira knightly
Bobby Bradley (10:12:48 PM): HAHAHHHAHA
Bobby Bradley (10:12:56 PM): i just ate a jar of mayonnaise and retook my SATS
Clarence Butterfield (10:13:06 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Clarence Butterfield (10:13:24 PM): i just made passionate love to ringo hartenburg and joined the special olympics
Bobby Bradley (10:13:32 PM): HAHAHA
Bobby Bradley (10:13:57 PM): i just dry cleaned my belly button and went tanning
Clarence Butterfield (10:14:21 PM): HAHAHAHAH
Clarence Butterfield (10:14:46 PM): i just called an air force recruiter and grabbed moes vag
Bobby Bradley (10:15:14 PM): i just dated my own granddaughter and got an offensive rebound
Clarence Butterfield (10:15:30 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clarence Butterfield (10:15:51 PM): i just danced at a strip bar and visited the parathon
Bobby Bradley (10:16:15 PM): i just hung up my socks to dry and licked the hind end of a raccoon
Clarence Butterfield went away at 10:16:20 PM.
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:27 PM): HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:34 PM): IM STILL LAUGING OVER THE REBOUND ONE
Bobby Bradley (10:16:42 PM): HAHAHAH
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Auto Response from Clarence Butterfield (10:16:42 PM): Bobby Bradley: i just dated my own granddaughter and got an offensive rebound
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Bobby Bradley (10:16:45 PM): i knew that would get you
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:48 PM): hahahahaha
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:51 PM): like the first part
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:53 PM): and then the rebound
Clarence Butterfield (10:17:21 PM): i just turned on my furnace and dryhumped a whale
Bobby Bradley (10:17:26 PM): HAHAHAH
Bobby Bradley (10:17:37 PM): i just disinfected my uterus and called in the navy
Clarence Butterfield (10:18:08 PM): HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Clarence Butterfield (10:18:33 PM): i just sniffed my placenta and stuck my dick in a gophers mouth
Bobby Bradley (10:19:32 PM): HAHAH
Bobby Bradley (10:19:47 PM): i just played tag with hitler and shot my pet raptor to the moon
Clarence Butterfield (10:19:59 PM): HAHAHAHAhAHAH
Clarence Butterfield (10:20:12 PM): i just burned a CD and slowdanced with ginny
Bobby Bradley (10:20:42 PM): i just snorted weasel hair and plugged a leaky canor
Bobby Bradley (10:20:46 PM): canoe
Clarence Butterfield (10:21:03 PM): HAHAHAhAHAA
Clarence Butterfield (10:21:19 PM): i just rubbed olive oil on fidel castros back and kissed a fetal pig
Bobby Bradley (10:21:28 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bobby Bradley (10:21:54 PM): i just choreographed a grape sex scene and recieved a grammy
Clarence Butterfield (10:22:55 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Clarence Butterfield (10:23:21 PM): i just tossed a ninja star at pau gasol and licked tiger woods left ball
Bobby Bradley (10:24:02 PM): HAHHAHAH
Clarence Butterfield (10:24:32 PM): i just had a baby out of wedlock with star jones and had oral sex with a rhino child warrior
Bobby Bradley (10:24:49 PM): i just set a wild beaver out on a retard and played a kazoo by farting into it
Bobby Bradley (10:25:34 PM): HAHAH
Clarence Butterfield (10:26:20 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhAHAAH
Clarence Butterfield (10:26:22 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAAHahahahahahaha
Clarence Butterfield (10:26:24 PM): aAHaHahaHaha
Clarence Butterfield (10:26:26 PM): DRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

passing the time

Clarence Butterfield (11:11:08 PM): ur fingering urself with a train right now
Margomeemee (11:11:10 PM): obvi, or else i would’ve left like an hour ago

generating slogans

Dutch Everett (10:20:02 PM): JUST DO IT
Dutch Everett (10:20:03 PM): nike
Clarence Butterfield (10:21:33 PM): JUST FUCK OFF
Clarence Butterfield (10:21:37 PM): north korea

mary be like EHHH EHHH

Clarence Butterfield (9:09:16 PM): mary said she wanted to drop it
Clarence Butterfield (9:09:26 PM): little rat face NAR NAR NAR I WANT COOKIUES
Bobby Bradley (9:09:32 PM): HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
Bobby Bradley (9:09:36 PM): I HOPE DA CAT DONT GET ME
Clarence Butterfield (9:09:48 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
Bobby Bradley (9:11:21 PM): NYUM NYUM NYUM I LVEO CHEEZ
Clarence Butterfield (9:11:28 PM): HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Clarence Butterfield (9:11:33 PM): i see her doig that
Clarence Butterfield (9:11:36 PM): and nawing on my leg
Bobby Bradley (9:11:55 PM): i walk down to my fridge in the middle of the night and shes eating my cheese
Bobby Bradley (9:11:56 PM): WTF
Clarence Butterfield (9:14:32 PM): HAHAHAHHAAHHAA
Bobby Bradley (9:16:21 PM): she lives in the hole on my wall
Clarence Butterfield (9:17:31 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clarence Butterfield (9:17:43 PM): one day, my dad kicked her in the face after she starte nawing on his shoes
Bobby Bradley (9:17:57 PM): HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bobby Bradley (9:18:13 PM): she chewed a 6 inch deep hole in my couch
Clarence Butterfield (9:18:19 PM): HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Clarence Butterfield (9:18:38 PM): one time i was checking my bag at the airport, and she was in there eating cheesenips
Clarence Butterfield (9:18:40 PM): i was like WTF
Bobby Bradley (9:18:45 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAA
Bobby Bradley (9:18:59 PM): she chewed up my radish plants
Clarence Butterfield (9:20:13 PM): HHHAAHAHAHAH
Clarence Butterfield (9:20:28 PM): one time i woke up, i sat up, and she was on my chest goin EHHHHHHH NAW NAW
Bobby Bradley (9:20:41 PM): HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Bobby Bradley (9:20:50 PM): my dog chased her around for 4 hours
Clarence Butterfield (9:21:34 PM): HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bobby Bradley (9:22:01 PM): i couldnt get rid of her, so i had the exterminator gas her
Clarence Butterfield (9:22:03 PM): oen day my mom was sweeping and she jumped on the broom so my mom took her outisde and curb stopmed her
Clarence Butterfield (9:22:08 PM): HAHAHAAHAHHA
Bobby Bradley (9:22:09 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bobby Bradley (9:22:43 PM): i find her little piles of shit all over my kitchen
Clarence Butterfield (9:23:09 PM): HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clarence Butterfield (9:23:28 PM): i stuck her in my pants and her cold tongue licked my dick then she nawed BITCH into my dick
Bobby Bradley (9:23:59 PM): HAHAHHA
Bobby Bradley (9:24:04 PM): HAHAHAHA
Bobby Bradley (9:24:54 PM): i took her by the tail and threw her in the garbage yesterday and she just ate her way out
Clarence Butterfield (9:25:52 PM): HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
Clarence Butterfield (9:30:11 PM): see that pic?
Bobby Bradley (9:30:17 PM): what pic
Clarence Butterfield (9:30:23 PM): http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/naked-mole-rat.jpg
Clarence Butterfield (9:30:27 PM): open it
Bobby Bradley (9:30:36 PM): thats her senior pic
Clarence Butterfield (9:30:41 PM): hHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAH
Clarence Butterfield (9:31:29 PM): i jack off to that
Bobby Bradley (9:31:37 PM): i want that to suck my dick
Clarence Butterfield (9:31:53 PM): HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
Clarence Butterfield (9:31:55 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clarence Butterfield (9:31:56 PM): NAWWWWWWW

killing people with the perfect murder weapon

Clarence Butterfield (12:29:55 AM): lets kill her
Dutch Everett (12:30:30 AM): i shove an icicle in her ear
Dutch Everett (12:30:41 AM): it’s the perfect weapon, think about it
Clarence Butterfield (12:31:37 AM): it disapperas
Dutch Everett (12:32:08 AM): exactly. no more murder weapon, no fingerprints, no dna
Dutch Everett (12:32:28 AM): maybe she got swimmer’s ear and died, who knows
Clarence Butterfield (12:34:00 AM): hahaha
Clarence Butterfield (12:34:04 AM): or died of bbegin a cunt
Dutch Everett (12:34:31 AM): most definitely

making band names is great family fun

Dutch Everett (9:13:58 PM): King Tubby And The Fat Fishers
Clarence Butterfield (9:15:29 PM): KING JOHN AND HIS ROYAL KNIGHTS
Dutch Everett (9:16:46 PM): King John and his Dankie Poops
Dutch Everett (9:17:26 PM): let’s make a band called King Birdseye and the Dankie Poops
Clarence Butterfield (9:18:00 PM): HAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
Dutch Everett (9:18:07 PM): i’m gonna be Lt. General Eggs Benedict of the 32nd Birdseye Batallion and I’ll play the Kazoo
Dutch Everett (9:18:20 PM): or the recorder
Dutch Everett (9:18:27 PM): hot cross buns
Clarence Butterfield (9:18:29 PM): no how bout KING BIRDSEYE
Clarence Butterfield (9:18:31 PM): thats it
Dutch Everett (9:18:55 PM): fine
Clarence Butterfield (9:19:19 PM): or
Dutch Everett (9:19:24 PM): LGEBOT32BB is my nickname
Clarence Butterfield (9:19:29 PM): king birdseye and the brainmendors
Clarence Butterfield (9:19:33 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
Dutch Everett (9:20:03 PM): Johnny Birdseye & The Fat Mommas
Clarence Butterfield (9:20:10 PM): hahahahaahhaa
Clarence Butterfield (9:20:24 PM): Clarence birdseye and his roving hounds
Dutch Everett (9:20:30 PM): lol
Dutch Everett (9:22:34 PM): Clarence Birdseye & The Frozen Foods
Clarence Butterfield (9:22:53 PM): HAHAHA
Clarence Butterfield (9:22:57 PM): that ones historical and funny
Dutch Everett (9:23:04 PM): yut
Clarence Butterfield (9:23:17 PM): how bout
Clarence Butterfield (9:23:28 PM): King clarence and the birdseye bunch
Dutch Everett (9:23:38 PM): YEAAHHHH SON
Clarence Butterfield (9:24:17 PM): DICK CITRO AND THE BIRDSEYE NIGGERS
Dutch Everett (9:24:42 PM): lol u bastard
Clarence Butterfield (9:24:54 PM): hahaha
Clarence Butterfield (9:26:58 PM): gunther robinson and the wily corndogs
Dutch Everett (9:27:56 PM): hahaha
Dutch Everett (9:28:28 PM): Jethro Meed & The Four Fathers
Dutch Everett (9:28:45 PM): change that name to Abe Lincoln & The Four Fathers
Clarence Butterfield (9:28:52 PM): ahhaa it must be so hard to name a band
Clarence Butterfield (9:28:57 PM): theres so many options
Clarence Butterfield (9:28:58 PM): hHAHAHA
Dutch Everett (9:29:08 PM): i know i want like 40 names
Dutch Everett (9:29:33 PM): Abe Lincoln & The Four Fathers is near the top of my list though
Clarence Butterfield (9:29:43 PM): haha ya thats a good one
Clarence Butterfield (9:30:13 PM): douche canoe and the pianofox
Dutch Everett (9:30:19 PM): lol
Dutch Everett (9:30:43 PM): Sippy Cup and the Bratty Babes
Dutch Everett (9:31:11 PM): Siggy Freud & The Psychics
Clarence Butterfield (9:31:17 PM): Regis Philbin and the hotties
Clarence Butterfield (9:31:19 PM): AHAHAHAHAAH
Dutch Everett (9:31:27 PM): hahaa
Dutch Everett (9:32:18 PM): Boy Cow and The Rusty Trombones
Clarence Butterfield (9:32:41 PM): hahahahha
Dutch Everett (9:33:40 PM): Dirty Waters and the Soap
Dutch Everett (9:33:54 PM): One Seed Melon and the Tiny Tos
Clarence Butterfield (9:33:58 PM): HAHAHAHA
Dutch Everett (9:33:59 PM): Tots*
Clarence Butterfield (9:34:11 PM): strum gumford and the dirty sanchez
Dutch Everett (9:34:25 PM): ahahahaha
Clarence Butterfield (9:35:02 PM): tom petty and the heartbreakrs
Dutch Everett (9:35:08 PM): Larry Louis & The Little Laxatives
Clarence Butterfield (9:35:16 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dutch Everett (9:35:21 PM): Big Brother & The Holding Company
Dutch Everett (9:35:25 PM): Country Joe and the Fish
Clarence Butterfield (9:35:31 PM): redskin mageee and the crazy horses
Clarence Butterfield (9:35:34 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Dutch Everett (9:35:35 PM): lol
Clarence Butterfield (9:35:46 PM): i like Big Brother & The Holding Company
Dutch Everett (9:35:55 PM): that’s a real band lol
Dutch Everett (9:36:28 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_and_the_Holding_Company
Clarence Butterfield (9:36:32 PM): hahah relly?
Dutch Everett (9:36:37 PM): so is country joe and the fish
Dutch Everett (9:36:59 PM): they played together alot.
Clarence Butterfield (9:37:08 PM): ya ive ehard of them
Dutch Everett (9:38:22 PM): Joey Stalin & The Great Purge
Dutch Everett (9:38:39 PM): Pol Pot & The Reefer
Dutch Everett (9:39:14 PM): Adolf & The Stormtroopers
Clarence Butterfield (9:40:27 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dutch Everett (9:40:32 PM): lol Cat Mother and the All Night Newsboys is a real band
Clarence Butterfield (9:40:37 PM): CASTRO and the COMMIS
Dutch Everett (9:40:42 PM): lol
Clarence Butterfield (9:41:13 PM): jesus and the delicious bread
Dutch Everett (9:41:25 PM): Jesus and the 12 Deciples
Dutch Everett (9:41:37 PM): Jesus and the Apostates
Dutch Everett (9:41:56 PM): Henry Satan & The Seven Deadly Sins
Dutch Everett (9:42:27 PM): Richard Suede & The Easy Squeeze
Dutch Everett (9:42:40 PM): i love making band names
Clarence Butterfield (9:42:48 PM): hahahahaha me too
Clarence Butterfield (9:43:07 PM): dan wheeler & the comeback kid
Dutch Everett (9:43:22 PM): HAHHA that’s authentic
Clarence Butterfield (9:43:40 PM): hahaha
Dutch Everett (9:44:23 PM): Bull and the Matadors
Clarence Butterfield (9:44:27 PM): bovice jackson & the damn niggers
Dutch Everett (9:44:29 PM): is another real band name
Clarence Butterfield (9:44:35 PM): hahaha
Dutch Everett (9:44:38 PM): LOL’
Clarence Butterfield (9:44:39 PM): ours are ebtter
Clarence Butterfield (9:44:57 PM): Dutch Everett & the ghost poops
Dutch Everett (9:45:42 PM): Roma Toma & The Doo Doo Makers
Clarence Butterfield (9:45:51 PM): hHAHAAHHAA
Clarence Butterfield (9:46:20 PM): suzan wilder & the log cabins
Dutch Everett (9:46:24 PM): The Doo Doo Makers (back up singers) are Ari and Maddie
Dutch Everett (9:46:33 PM): lol
Dutch Everett (9:47:06 PM): Edgar Love & The Chodes
Dutch Everett (9:48:06 PM): Harsh Smoke And The South Street Sisters
Clarence Butterfield (9:49:11 PM): HAHAHAHAAHAHA
Dutch Everett (9:49:21 PM): Poop & Stains
Clarence Butterfield (9:49:26 PM): those are all good ones
Clarence Butterfield (9:49:28 PM): HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Dutch Everett (9:49:49 PM): Hi I’m Henry Poop, and Im John Stains
Clarence Butterfield (9:49:53 PM): dank hash & the dochce factory
Clarence Butterfield (9:49:59 PM): hahahaa
Dutch Everett (9:50:06 PM): hahaha
Dutch Everett (9:50:12 PM): that’s excellent
Dutch Everett (9:50:31 PM): Lonely Tom & The Right Hand
Dutch Everett (9:51:05 PM): Randy Rascal & The Poop Troopers
Dutch Everett (9:52:01 PM): what band is John St. Poop in?
Clarence Butterfield (9:52:25 PM): HAHAHAHA
Clarence Butterfield (9:52:42 PM): happy timmy & his left hand
Dutch Everett (9:52:51 PM): lol
Dutch Everett (9:53:00 PM): St. Poop & The Flushers
Dutch Everett (9:53:09 PM): the Holy Flushers
Clarence Butterfield (9:54:54 PM): moaning joan & the rattails
Dutch Everett (9:55:52 PM): Zombie Zack & The Entrails
Clarence Butterfield (9:56:43 PM): hahahahaa
Clarence Butterfield (9:57:30 PM): jack stone & the snipers