writing a poop dictionary

Dutch Everett (4:12:24 PM): Then there’s the ghost poop
Dutch Everett (4:12:35 PM): u poop, look in the bowl… it ain’t there
Clarence Butterfield (4:12:41 PM): hahahahah
Dutch Everett (4:13:07 PM): the Needle Poop… which i swear to got is a knife that is coming out horizontally
Clarence Butterfield (4:13:55 PM): whos got
Dutch Everett (4:14:28 PM): and smelly poop… you’re trying to poop but there’s someone who wants to use the bathroom real bad… it ends up being the nastiest smelling poop ever – u open the door hoping no fumes will go out… but who wants to use the bathroom after you? Some really hot chick u have a crush on.
Dutch Everett (4:14:33 PM): GoD
Clarence Butterfield (4:14:52 PM): haha i know i was just being a motherfucker
Clarence Butterfield (4:14:59 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dutch Everett (4:14:59 PM): HAHAHAHA
Dutch Everett (4:15:47 PM): how about the underachiever poo?
Dutch Everett (4:15:55 PM): the poo so small it ain’t worth pooping
Clarence Butterfield (4:16:04 PM): damn stright
Dutch Everett (4:16:15 PM): The Guard Dog
Dutch Everett (4:16:30 PM): poo that hangs out in the anus and protects the butt from any unwanted perpetrators.
Clarence Butterfield (4:16:44 PM): HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clarence Butterfield (4:16:48 PM): thats disgusting
Dutch Everett (4:16:48 PM): cajun poop
Dutch Everett (4:16:54 PM): the poop that burns on the way out
Dutch Everett (4:17:07 PM): Air Raid Poo
Dutch Everett (4:17:17 PM): when u sit down to poop and only farts come out
Clarence Butterfield (4:17:29 PM): im nauseus
Dutch Everett (4:17:35 PM): lol
Dutch Everett (4:17:42 PM): OMG the artifact poop
Dutch Everett (4:17:56 PM): This is a mostly solid poo that appears to be normal at first glance. Once flushed however, fecal remnants remain attached to the bottom of the bowl for the next pooper or poopers to discover
Clarence Butterfield (4:18:26 PM): your a motherfucker
Dutch Everett (4:18:34 PM): i know it
Dutch Everett (4:18:46 PM): spaghetty poop
Dutch Everett (4:18:59 PM): poop so smooth and thin it curls in the bowl
Dutch Everett (4:19:03 PM): how’s your stomach?
Clarence Butterfield (4:19:12 PM): im goin to vomit and go to the y
Clarence Butterfield (4:19:14 PM): LATER
Dutch Everett (4:19:21 PM): bye hun
Clarence Butterfield (5:08:14 PM): surprise poop
Clarence Butterfield (5:08:24 PM): when you think its a fart
Clarence Butterfield (5:08:24 PM): but poop instead
Dutch Everett (5:08:49 PM): that’s actually called a shart