http://webelike.wordpress.com A bunch of republished dumbass online conversations between a diverse group of dysfunctional asshats. Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:54:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://webelike.wordpress.com http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/writing-a-poop-dictionary/ http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/writing-a-poop-dictionary/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:54:24 +0000 Dutch Everett http://webelike.wordpress.com/?p=239 ]]> Dutch Everett (4:12:24 PM): Then there’s the ghost poop
Dutch Everett (4:12:35 PM): u poop, look in the bowl… it ain’t there
Clarence Butterfield (4:12:41 PM): hahahahah
Dutch Everett (4:13:07 PM): the Needle Poop… which i swear to got is a knife that is coming out horizontally
Clarence Butterfield (4:13:55 PM): whos got
Dutch Everett (4:14:28 PM): and smelly poop… you’re trying to poop but there’s someone who wants to use the bathroom real bad… it ends up being the nastiest smelling poop ever – u open the door hoping no fumes will go out… but who wants to use the bathroom after you? Some really hot chick u have a crush on.
Dutch Everett (4:14:33 PM): GoD
Clarence Butterfield (4:14:52 PM): haha i know i was just being a motherfucker
Clarence Butterfield (4:14:59 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dutch Everett (4:14:59 PM): HAHAHAHA
Dutch Everett (4:15:47 PM): how about the underachiever poo?
Dutch Everett (4:15:55 PM): the poo so small it ain’t worth pooping
Clarence Butterfield (4:16:04 PM): damn stright
Dutch Everett (4:16:15 PM): The Guard Dog
Dutch Everett (4:16:30 PM): poo that hangs out in the anus and protects the butt from any unwanted perpetrators.
Clarence Butterfield (4:16:44 PM): HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clarence Butterfield (4:16:48 PM): thats disgusting
Dutch Everett (4:16:48 PM): cajun poop
Dutch Everett (4:16:54 PM): the poop that burns on the way out
Dutch Everett (4:17:07 PM): Air Raid Poo
Dutch Everett (4:17:17 PM): when u sit down to poop and only farts come out
Clarence Butterfield (4:17:29 PM): im nauseus
Dutch Everett (4:17:35 PM): lol
Dutch Everett (4:17:42 PM): OMG the artifact poop
Dutch Everett (4:17:56 PM): This is a mostly solid poo that appears to be normal at first glance. Once flushed however, fecal remnants remain attached to the bottom of the bowl for the next pooper or poopers to discover
Clarence Butterfield (4:18:26 PM): your a motherfucker
Dutch Everett (4:18:34 PM): i know it
Dutch Everett (4:18:46 PM): spaghetty poop
Dutch Everett (4:18:59 PM): poop so smooth and thin it curls in the bowl
Dutch Everett (4:19:03 PM): how’s your stomach?
Clarence Butterfield (4:19:12 PM): im goin to vomit and go to the y
Clarence Butterfield (4:19:14 PM): LATER
Dutch Everett (4:19:21 PM): bye hun
Clarence Butterfield (5:08:14 PM): surprise poop
Clarence Butterfield (5:08:24 PM): when you think its a fart
Clarence Butterfield (5:08:24 PM): but poop instead
Dutch Everett (5:08:49 PM): that’s actually called a shart

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Dutch Everett (4:09:27 PM): empty as a poop
Clarence Butterfield (4:09:34 PM): poop isnt empty
Clarence Butterfield (4:09:43 PM): full of nutrients
Dutch Everett (4:09:48 PM): yeah, empty poop is very empty
Clarence Butterfield (4:10:01 PM): thats very true
Dutch Everett (4:10:11 PM): you know what poop i hate the most though?
Clarence Butterfield (4:10:18 PM): diahaha?
Dutch Everett (4:10:27 PM): the Party Pooper… i’ll explain
Dutch Everett (4:11:44 PM): it’s that poop where u poop, all goes well for the most part…. you flush… and u slowly see the water rise without end – simultaneously your heart skips 4 beats… this poop usually happens at parties or at a girlfriend’s house
Clarence Butterfield (4:12:09 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Clarence Butterfield (4:12:20 PM): GO MAKE UR CHICKEN ALFREDO

Posted in shits dankyyy, you're just poop ]]> http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/party-pooper/feed/ 0 webelike http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/on-medication/ http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/on-medication/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:41:14 +0000 Dutch Everett http://webelike.wordpress.com/?p=233 ]]> Clarence Butterfield (6:13:45 PM): i need  a medication
Dutch Everett (6:15:21 PM): I got some meds for it right here, they’re called Fist To The Face.  says on the bottle “Adults take just one Fist To The Face each day, orally.”

Posted in violence solves puzzles ]]> http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/on-medication/feed/ 0 webelike http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/just-doing-some-shit/ http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/just-doing-some-shit/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:37:25 +0000 Dutch Everett http://webelike.wordpress.com/?p=231 ]]> Bobby Bradley (2:59:51 PM): HOOHOO\
Dutch Everett (3:02:25 PM): HHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ur so funny guy
Dutch Everett (3:02:33 PM): let me just wipe my ass with my sleeve
Bobby Bradley (3:02:49 PM): lemme just poop in a fan and shoot you with it
Dutch Everett (3:04:00 PM): ok let me just shit 40 bricks a build a small dwelling i can bury you in
Bobby Bradley (3:04:23 PM): lemme dig a latrine, poop in it, give you some water wings and throw u the fuck in
Dutch Everett (3:05:12 PM): let me just stick a twisted tissue paper in your ear adn light it on fire with a fart flame
Bobby Bradley (3:05:54 PM): lemme just spit gasoline in your eye and shoot you with a flamethrower
Dutch Everett (3:15:43 PM): let me just go ahead and give a damn
Bobby Bradley (3:15:58 PM): lemme go ahead a take a damn

Posted in assholes & shit, shits dankyyy, violence solves puzzles ]]> http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/just-doing-some-shit/feed/ 0 webelike http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-im-a-stoner-with-a-boner/ http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-im-a-stoner-with-a-boner/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:51:50 +0000 Dutch Everett http://webelike.wordpress.com/?p=227 ]]> Bobby Bradley (11:11:44 PM): yo dawg, i herd you like portable media, so i put a laptop on yo tricycle, so you can webelike on yo trike
Dutch Everett (11:12:47 PM): hahahahahah
Dutch Everett (11:12:57 PM): fucking brilliant
Dutch Everett (11:14:47 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like potholes, so i burnt a hole in yo weed bag so you have to buy more get get high more
Bobby Bradley (11:15:01 PM): haaha
Bobby Bradley (11:15:41 PM): yo dawg, i heard you like heavy drinking, so i strapped a cow to your beverage so you can have a beer with a steer
Dutch Everett (11:16:37 PM): hahahahahaaha
Dutch Everett (11:18:55 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like birthday cakes, so i got baked on yo birthday and fucked yo little sister so you can yell while i go to hell
Bobby Bradley (11:19:25 PM): hahhaha
Bobby Bradley (11:19:35 PM): you should have said you were a stoner with a boner
Dutch Everett (11:19:45 PM): hahaha yeah
Dutch Everett (11:20:11 PM): wait, say it ur way i can’t read it in my head
Bobby Bradley (11:20:45 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like birthday cakes, so i got baked on yo birthday and fucked yo little sister, so i guess dat means im a stoner wit a boner

Posted in downright illegal, shits dankyyy, yo dawg ]]> http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-im-a-stoner-with-a-boner/feed/ 0 webelike http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-i-herd-u-like-jokes-so-heres-two/ http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-i-herd-u-like-jokes-so-heres-two/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:34:36 +0000 Dutch Everett http://webelike.wordpress.com/?p=224 ]]> Dutch Everett (11:07:35 PM): yo dawg, i heard u like convenience, so i put wheels on this stewarts so u can steal behind the wheel
Bobby Bradley (11:07:44 PM): hahahaa
Dutch Everett (11:07:54 PM): haha cuz black people steal
Dutch Everett (11:08:01 PM): i only just got my own joke
Bobby Bradley (11:09:19 PM): yo dawg, i heard you like candy and injuries. so i broke your arm and hooked you up wit dese life savers, so you can have mint in yo splint
Dutch Everett (11:10:18 PM): hahahahahahahahahahaah

Posted in racism is no joke, yo dawg ]]> http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-i-herd-u-like-jokes-so-heres-two/feed/ 0 webelike http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-i-herd-u-like-xzibit-memes/ http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-i-herd-u-like-xzibit-memes/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:26:43 +0000 Dutch Everett http://webelike.wordpress.com/?p=221 ]]> Dutch Everett (10:58:03 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like school, so i put a book in yo backpack so you can be cool, not a fool
Bobby Bradley (10:58:55 PM): yo dawg i herd u got a sexual thing for trucks, so i put a truck in yo bed so you can fuck yo truck and nuck if you buck
Dutch Everett (11:01:20 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like the 69, so i put mah dick in yo mouth so we can fuck while u suck
Dutch Everett (11:04:06 PM): yo dawg i heard u like quotes so I’m quoting myself
Dutch Everett (11:04:21 PM): yo dawg i heard u like quotes so I’m quoting myself, “yo dawg i heard u like quotes so I’m quoting myself” while i’m quoting myself
Bobby Bradley (11:04:28 PM): yo dawg, i herd you like tires and gum, so i hooked you up with some goodyears and some bubble tape so you can hubba bubba while you burnin rubba

Posted in assholes & shit, yo dawg ]]> http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-i-herd-u-like-xzibit-memes/feed/ 1 webelike http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/hey-dad/ http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/hey-dad/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:09:16 +0000 Dutch Everett http://webelike.wordpress.com/?p=215 ]]> Bobby Bradley (11:34:42 PM): :-(
Dutch Everett (11:35:46 PM): (gets down on one knee and puts arm on your shoulder, takes pipe out of mouth for a second) hey sport, turn that frown upside down!
Bobby Bradley (11:36:26 PM): :-)
Bobby Bradley (11:36:29 PM): THANKS DAD!
Dutch Everett (11:37:52 PM): alright Cooper, now remember, that lawn won’t mow itself. Maybe after, we can chuck the ol
Dutch Everett (11:37:56 PM): pigskin around
Bobby Bradley (11:38:10 PM): it doesn’t lick itself dad
Bobby Bradley (11:38:13 PM): mom tought me that
Dutch Everett (11:38:41 PM): well your mother is a two bit prostitute who hasn’t yet finished making my sandwich
Dutch Everett (11:38:50 PM): you go tell that whore to hurry up no junior
Bobby Bradley (11:39:20 PM): she asked if you want bacon on it dad
Dutch Everett (11:40:21 PM): remind that bitch that for the past 13 years, I’ve been alergic to bacon.
Dutch Everett (11:40:39 PM): now wheres that sports section….
Bobby Bradley (11:41:09 PM): in my asshole dad
Dutch Everett (11:42:39 PM): alright well cooper, when was the last time i told u to quit fitting objects into ur rectum? that’s right, just 8 minutes ago when u killed Kitty in the process. Now take it out or you won’t get any cake after dinner, and i might even think about raping you with a broken bottle
Bobby Bradley (11:43:09 PM): i want cake
Bobby Bradley (11:43:10 PM): its out
Dutch Everett (11:44:19 PM): atta boy. go wash your hands and i’ll save u a seat on my lap so we can watch Madonna’s new single on the Music Television channel
Bobby Bradley (11:44:41 PM): okay dad, as long as your pants dont get smaller like last time
Dutch Everett (11:45:18 PM): i promise u they wont son
Dutch Everett (11:45:24 PM): …AND SCENE
Bobby Bradley (11:45:39 PM): good take dad
Dutch Everett (11:45:44 PM): you too son
Dutch Everett (11:46:04 PM): i’m going to save this conversation for future legal purposes
Bobby Bradley (11:46:32 PM): i wanna play with ronald mcdonald in gumball land

Posted in assholes & shit, rape & sodomy ]]> http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/hey-dad/feed/ 0 webelike http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-i-herd-youse-a-redneck/ http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-i-herd-youse-a-redneck/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:00:31 +0000 Dutch Everett http://webelike.wordpress.com/?p=212 ]]> Dutch Everett (9:56:54 PM): yo dawg i herd youse a redneck so i painted yo truck camo so u can hide while u ride

Posted in yo dawg ]]> http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/yo-dawg-i-herd-youse-a-redneck/feed/ 0 webelike http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/sticking-ecstacy-up-the-ass/ http://webelike.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/sticking-ecstacy-up-the-ass/#comments Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:37:56 +0000 Dutch Everett http://webelike.wordpress.com/?p=209 ]]> Bobby Bradley (10:14:07 PM): you got
Bobby Bradley (10:14:23 PM): ms oakley, a pea shooter, ecstacy, and 4 retards
Bobby Bradley (10:14:25 PM): whattaya do
Clarence Butterfield (10:14:36 PM): HAHAHAH
Clarence Butterfield (10:14:38 PM): whats a pea shooter
Bobby Bradley (10:14:54 PM): its like a blowgun almost except smaller
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:14 PM): ohhhhh ok
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:23 PM): so i blow mrs oakley thru the pea shooter
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:32 PM): then i stick the ecstacy up my ass
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:40 PM): then i run up to the retards
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:43 PM): i puch one
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:47 PM): snap anothers neck
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:50 PM): eat out one
Clarence Butterfield (10:16:56 PM): and shove the third up oakley’s asshole
Clarence Butterfield (10:17:00 PM): fourt
Clarence Butterfield (10:17:01 PM): h

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